We posted awhile ago about our language learning adventures, and I am proud to announce we have offically finished out Language Orientation Program!! **applause** While Dave seems to be getting a handle on language, mine still seems to spew out in uncontrollable bursts. I am often greeted with funny looks or a well-meaninge laugh in my face. But I hold no bitterness, and admit that my language mix-ups have been quite deserving of a laugh. Here are some of the more memorable ones;
What I meant to say: “I’m going to buy eggs this afternoon.”
Our Didi: “Really? do you do that in your country?”
Me: “Oh yes, we buy eggs all the time.”
What I actually said: “Later today I will play with my eggs.”
What I meant to say: “Please give me two plates of chicken momos.”
What I actually said: “I’d please like momos made out of dog.”
What I meant to say: “Can you tell me how to get to Nangalo’s restaurant?”
What I actually said: “Where is the naked restaurant?”
What I meant to say: “My son is sick.”
What I actually said: “My bird is an invalid.”
Dave’s discharge instruction to a patient: “Don’t eat cigarettes”
What I meant to say: “Please give me two kilos of grapes.”
What I actually said: “I’d like a two kilo pig.”
So anyway, I’m sure there will be more mistakes to come as I seem to make these errors daily. In my defense many of the words are similar, on the other hand I do have an tendency to blurt out, unfiltered whatever pops into my head, a challenge I face in English as well. Oh well. What to do? as the Nepalis say. I can only get better right? For now I guess I’ll just post my errors on the internet for all to enjoy.
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